Screw this morning
I just want to go back to bed I really don’t feel like dealing with my manager right now it’s 5:30 in the morning and normal people are asLEEP.
lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage
apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
hey this is normal shit
FUCKING ANGRY SHIT
this is whispering shit
THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT
scared to say things shit
fucking pay attention shit
I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.
don’t worry, you weren’t the only one to read every sentence in a different voice.