Screw this morning

Screw today

Screw everything

I just want to go back to bed I really don’t feel like dealing with my manager right now it’s 5:30 in the morning and normal people are asLEEP.

crrocs:

lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.

hamfarto:

hamfarto:

im having one of those unattractive days

i mean years

wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

the-laughing-cactus:

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

jaina-solo-jediknight:

sherlockianwho:

mcjugs:

hey this is normal shit

FUCKING ANGRY SHIT 

this is whispering shit

THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT

scared to say things shit

fucking pay attention shit

I hope I wasn’t the only one who read this in different voices.

don’t worry, you weren’t the only one to read every sentence in a different voice.

mikeburgos732:

pilotforhigh:

mikeburgos732:

I love teasing Sammie :)

EERGERSH WELCOME TO TUMBLAH

ps yeah i know you do but you know what kiss my butt

Jajajajaja i already do that my dear ;) btw imma blow ur poopy cuz of wht happened yesterday
👉👌💋💘💏